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DKFAWLTHCFBHLH Chapter 6

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Chapter 6: My Cat

The road home is lined with the same houses as usual. There is no particular changes in sight. I headed home quickly while thinking about my upcoming date with Rei.

I felt an unusual presence. But it was something I felt earlier, and so I stopped.

“Come on out!”

“Croto, as I expected. Have you noticed?”

A man, who was taller than me and had cat ears, appeared. Since he was not from this world, his clothes were a bit different but…

“Tama of the Four Heavenly Kings. Why are you here?”

“There was a black hole I didn’t recognize, and now I am here.”

“Ah… was it a reaction from my return to this world? Well, I can take you back to yours. It must’ve been hard on you, lost in this world, and while I was on vacation…”

As I said this, Tama became flustered.

“No, no. I’m fine as is.”

“…? Really?”

“Yes…”

After confirming, Tama became a cat again. Tama, my subordinate from another world, could transform into a cat. However, what was noteworthy about this was why Tama returned to being a cat.

In other words…

“Tama, are you here?”

Kazuki, who had appeared, gave me an answer. Without saying anything, I picked up Tama.

“Do you know Tama?”

“Was it a Kurousagi’s cat?”

“…this was my friend’s cat, but for some reason the other day, when it was supposed to be kept at my house, it went missing. We had given up on the idea of finding him, thinking he’d run off to pass away, but I’m glad to see it was actually safe. So my teacher was taking care of you…”

“Yes, I had picked him up when he was injured and treated him, but I see…”

“Yes, look, Tama, I’m going home.”

Then Tama looked at me as if he was confused. I had feeling that my cat needed some re-education from the Demon King.

“But Tama seems to like you, too, so could you keep it for a while?”

“!! Is that all right?”

“Yes, Tama seems to have a crush on you, Teacher. It’s good enough to know he’s alive. –May I come and visit him at your house?”

“…that’s fine, thank you.”

While saying this, Kazuki hugged Tama happily, and Tama seemed to be in a good mood. He’s grinning and wagging his tail. But when I saw it, I felt that my cat was…

I didn’t really miss him that much. Later, when he was re-educating him as the Demon King, he decided to allow Tama to be in that cat state (because in the other world, he had run away). His black fur was very fluffy, soft and comfortable.

Even his paw pads are… I cried quietly in my heart. On the surface, however, I went home as usual, picked up something, and returned to the front of the school where Rei was waiting.

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TL Note: I’m back! I enjoyed my short break a bit. I mostly slept and did classwork though… It wasn’t really fun, but I needed it!

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DKFAWLTHCFBHLH Chapter 4

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Chapter 4: Deredere¹

　　　1. Deredere – a sweet and energetic type of person

So I saw Kojiro off, who was taken by the twins, as usual. While praising myself for acting like a proper demon, I had also learned that when Kojiro and the twins were in a bad mood that I shouldn’t get involved. Thus, since I saw him off like this, Rei felt a bit relieved.

“Oh, what was going on, starting from when he suddenly said ‘date’?”

And so on. While listening to him, I said, “Huh? I could have dated Kojiro.”

“What?”

Rei, who seemed impatient, shook me again.

“Is there a problem?”

“That’s…”

Rei was being cagey. By the way, I don’t really want to go out with Kojiro. This was because when we once met each other while shopping, we just ended up complaining and talking about love.

We basically reconfirmed our feelings for other people while we were together. I am confident that it would only go the same way with Kojiro again. However, this time I used it to mess with Rei because he was worried about it.

Even in this world, I want Rei to confess to me. That’s why I have to push him like this, to make him rush. When I thought that I would have to do several more things to get a confession from him, he approached me, grabbed on of my hands, and pushed me against the wall.

Our faces were close enough to be kissing. Is this that thing? The carnal desire that precedes a confession.

Is this the recklessness of youth? Can you take this opportunity to take the initiative, Rei? As I was making my calculations, Rei sighed deeply and moved away.

It seemed that he lost his nerve. I like his brave and gentlemanly nature, but he could be a little more aggressive. This was an evaluation of his aggressiveness.

But once you cross that line, the rest is… hmm.

“I’d like to avoid that.”

Recalling what had happened in another world after I confessed, I thought this beast was…

Well.

“What?”

“No lunch.”

Deceived, Rei nodded at once and then quickly reached the roof.

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Once I returned to the roof, I was feeding tamagoyaki to Rei.

“What do you think?”

“I like the sweet and spicy flavor.”

“Well, what shall I put in next? How about an aphrodisiac?”

“What?”

“It’s a joke. Anyways, the weather is nice.”

“Uh, yeah. Yeah.”

“Hm?”

Then someone came to the rooftop, and when Rei saw them, he hurriedly headed over to them. It seemed that Rei was going to invite me to play again. So I looked over at him while thinking.

“I’m sorry. Oh, it’s not that that person and I…”

“I see.”

“……”

Rei looks dejected. He had probably wanted me to rudely turn him down like before. With my spiritual power and intelligence, I can grasp and predict all of Rei’s thoughts.

The person’s name was Mizoguchi Yumiya. He was a cute boy. Although he looked like that, he was an informant, who was a year older than us, and had a boyfriend. He and his boyfriend are so lovey-dovey that they can’t even see anyone else.

Stupid, Rei, I muttered to myself.

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TL Note: This was a bit of a struggle to make sound right because of some of the idioms, but I think I did ok. Let me know if you see any issues.

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DKFAWLTHCFBHLH Chapter 2

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Chapter 2: Playing a Trick

I’m going to talk about this world and the other world here. About ten years ago, an event called the “fantasy break” occurred in this place that we usually call “Earth”. During that period, creatures that previously only existed in myths appeared.

It seems that from then on, the fantasy world of some other world and part of this world were fused together. As a result, all kinds of monsters like yokai, fairies, and ghosts appeared. In Japan, there are also people who gained the ability to fight with “spiritual power”.

They were originally called Onmyoji¹, but these days, they are mostly called something else. This is especially noticeable in schools, although they foster talents to succeed the original Onmyoji. The schools that especially want to attract students even change the names of their classes.

　　　1. It says “陰陽師” which is translated to diviner, specifically a Yin-Yang Diviner or Onmyoji. I’m just going with “Onmyoji” for now, unless there’s something better to put there (they sound like cultivators imo x’D)

In other words, those with a light attribute are part of the “Hero’s Department” and those with dark attributes are part of the “Demon King’s Department”. The names were changed in hopes of attracting a little bit of interest, since it is a field that depends a lot on talent. By the way, I belong to the Demon King’s Department 1-A, and Rei belongs to the Hero’s Department 1-C.

The classes were not divided by ability, so I happened to be in the class next to Rei’s. That’s part of the reason why Rei is able to come to my class comfortably. Besides, Rei is now very pleased, even though he was in despair when he first found out we were in different classes.

So, that’s the story of this world. However, I have another secret. My body has “dark spiritual power” that is normally not conceivable, even though it is “sealed”.

Yes, my “true power” is different. By the way, Rei also has “light spiritual power” that is sealed away because he currently cannot handle it. However, it was called “magic power” rather than “spiritual power” in the other world.

The walls of the world were originally thin due to the influence of its connection to the other world, and because of my enormous power, I became the Demon King in the other world while I slept in this one. It seemed to be the same for Rei, and he was a hero in that world.

While I still have my memories of the other world when I wake up here because of my enormous power, because Rei has not awakened all of his yet; he does not remember anything in this one.

That was unforgivable to me.

In that world, I am a good Demon King. However, there was still the “farce” of the hero coming to defeat the Demon King. There, there is a rule that the one who won would be given one favor from the loser.

That’s fine.

However, when I first me Rei in the other world, he “confessed”. He said that he had always been in love with me.

However, when he returned to this world, he forgot everything. Yes, everything.

Frankly speaking, I was very happy to be confessed to. Because I like Rei too. However, Rei has no recollection of his confession, even though I have already accepted it.

I didn’t like this.

That’s why I’ve decided to take advantage of the fact that he doesn’t remember confessing as an excuse to tease Rei while knowing he is in love with me. In this world, I often laugh at Rei’s face that is red with complaints while he asks why I was acting so mean.

Then, when he got angry and challenged me to a fight, I knock him down, hug him, and seduce him until he’s “half-dead” just to tease him some more.

I have enjoyed his impressive patience, but the other day I was finally defeated and embraces… he was very persistent at the time. I told him not to do it anymore, but he wouldn’t listen. He had seduced me so many times, that I was certain that this was earned.

“That’s why I’ve made up my mind, and I’m going to ‘tease’ you a lot here.”

“Kurousagi, what’s wrong?”

“I’m scheming. After all, I’m the Demon King.”

“It’s the job of the hero to thwart the Demon King’s plans.”

“Then we’ll have to honor your courage. Do you want a Dashiyaki Tamago²?

　　　2. Japanese Egg Omelets made with Dashi. See the photo at the bottom to see what it looks like.

“You have to feed me.”

“It can’t be helped. I’ll feed you later.”

While I was saying that; “You two are as close as ever, aren’t you?” spoke a stranger who appeared familiar.

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Japanese Egg Omelets made with Dashi:

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TL Note: When reading the acronym for this does anyone else immediately get hit with “DK! Donkey Kong / He’s the leader of the bunch / You know him well” or is that just me? I’m never ready. Anyways, here’s the song if you’re curious.

Also, I now have a discord set up, if that’s something you’re interested in.

Word Count: 753

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The Demon King From Another World Likes to Tease His Childhood Friend (The Hero) Because He’s in Love With Him ~The Demon King, Who Has Already Been Defeated, is Being Doted on by His Childhood Friend, the Hero~

Written by Raspberry Pi (Adult Version) [ラズベリーパイ（大人版)]
Raws

I, Ishigaki Kurousagi, was the Demon King in another world. My childhood friend, Minuzaki Rei, who was a hero in another world, has already confessed to me and had a relationship with me. However, I don’t remember any of this at all. So… I decided to have him confess again to me in this world.

I hope you enjoy this one-sided romantic comedy and contemporary fantasy with the cool, tsundere protagonist[Kurousagi], who teases his childhood friend while confessing his love in his heart.

Currently being updated irregularly!

Table of Contents

Chapters with a * next to them have NSFW content

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11*

DKFAWLTHCFBHLH Chapter 1

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Chapter 1: At The End of Class Today

The exhilaration of classes being over is the best. As I, Ishigaki Kurousagi, thought. I have dark, black hair and pale, blue eyes, and I’m wearing glasses.

These glasses are, by the way, date glasses. It’s convenient for me, and I use them to disguise myself. People think I’m a cool guy, but it’s not because I’m trying to dress up, it’s just because I don’t talk much and keep quiet.

I wait here as usual, listening to the sound of students leaving their seats one after another. Because he is coming. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m exhausted from class or because I’m waiting for him, but I stretch in my seat.

It’s only natural that I’m tired, after all I was paying attention and trying to learn the material, and I’m not asleep even though it’s a peaceful time in the classroom. As I stretched in my seat, someone came over. He was a refreshingly, handsome man with red hair and golden eyes.

He had come quickly from the class next door, looking happy to see me.

“Kurousagi, where are you having lunch today?”

When I saw his face, I was trapped in a feeling I didn’t recognize it.

“…there’s no lunch to eat with you.”

“Ok!”

“…as usual… the weather is nice today, so let’s eat on the roof. Why did you come here so quickly? Our classrooms are right next to each other.”

“I missed you, Kurousagi. But, uh, yeah. The rooftop sounds nice.”

He laughed happily then. This person is Minazuki Rei, my childhood friend. Also, an old enemy from another world?

I’ll explain more about that later, but my childhood friend has been my best friend from kindergarten to my freshman year of high school, and we’ve been rotten friends¹ since then. And I know this best friend of mine wants to upgrade this friendship even further. But, due to some circumstances… I’ve decided to leave him hanging for a little longer.

　　　1. A “rotten relationship” is an unfavorable relationship that can’t be cut off even if you tried. You can read more about it here. The Google Translate of it is pretty readable.

After all, I wouldn’t be able to refuse him afterwards, and I muttered to myself, “I have to train myself before then. He has too much stamina. If I don’t, my body won’t last.”

“Did you say something, Kurousagi?”

“You’re imagining things.”

“I’m curious though.”

“Don’t think about it.”

While we were talking, the homeroom teacher, Tanaka Kuzuki, seems to have heard the exchange.

“You two are close as always.”

So has been said. He is a reasonably tall and attractive teacher that I’ve heard is popular with both students and other teachers. There is probably a student in one of his classes that is secretly fond of him.

However, he wasn’t on my radar at all, since I already had someone I loved. So, as usual, I answered without prejudice.

“It’s a rotten relationship.”

“Don’t say that.”

Despite hearing Rei’s pathetic voice, I ignored him and instead asked the teacher about something I had happened to see.

“Putting that aside… is that cat food?”

So I asked him about the tins of cat food that I happened to see in his bag.

The teacher laughed in annoyance and said, “Oh, I’ve been discovered. Keep this to yourself. I’ve recently picked up a cat … and it seems to be weak, so I’ve been taking care of it at home. Even though it’s a stray cat, I’d rather be on my own.”

“…I can smell the magic.”²

　　　2. It said something like “I smelled the scent of magic”, so I changed it to this.

“Huh?”

“Oh, nothing. I’m about to collapse from hunger.”

“Oh, sorry for keeping you.”

As I watched my homeroom teacher walk away, I thought about the trace of magic I detected earlier. It wasn’t something from “this world”, but it was something that I remembered.

“…cat?”

“What’s wrong with cats? I thought you liked them, since you’re so similar to them.”

“In what way am I a cat?”

“In a whimsical way? Or in a cute way?”

“Okay, I’m not eating with you today. It’s nice to be alone. I’ll get away from the hustle and bustle of people.”

“Huh? Why are you mad? Wait, no! Let’s eat together!”

“Why don’t you ask someone else?”

“Never.”

Rei groaned when I said something mean. While watching his reaction, I felt like this was enough to get him to dial back. Don’t call me cute here all of a sudden, I was about to confess to you! I thought, not even showing it on my face, but inwardly I was impatient.

It was probably better to go eat soon.

“I’m going to the rooftop.”

“Ok!” Rei replied happily.

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TL Note: This is a pretty short and cute story I decided to translate on the side for you guys. There’s no schedule for it, since I’m prioritizing releases of TPIMAWW. It’s got only 11 chapters though!

Also, the title is a mouthful, wowie. The acronym honestly just looks like nonsense Also, just so ya’ll know, the smut’s not until the last chapter.

Words: 752

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